Dear Santa(!!!),
I'm like sooooooooo exited that you're giving me christmas presents this year! Because you always give me the best presents, like, ever! seriously, you're awesome, and you're even better than my dad, because all he does is take me to boring places like Mozambeek and Tiewan and Alaska and Fiji and it's so boring they don't even have the disney channel on tv and I'm not even allowed to watch tv there! so like I really want lots of stuff this year, and I ranked it in order of how much I want it. By the way, my friend Jenna want's to know you're AIM screenname, because she wants to talk to you directly, I bet you don't even have a computer!!!! of corse you do. you have a jillion dollars because the prezident gives you so much money and you have a sleigh that goes like eighty million miles an hour so you deliver presents to all the nice kids on time. you should get a new slay. that would be cool. anywhay, back to the presents.
1. New parents (my parents are boring and mean and when I asked them for a pony and a barbie princess doll with diamonds on the dress which is made by armanee and a million dollars for my trust fund they only gave me a pony! talk about losers!)
2. another pony
3. A stable
4.My own private country for my friends and horses and butterflies and it's a million miles away from everyone, plus it has everything I need to be comfortable.
5. To be elected the next queen of england!!! If not queen, then a princess!!!!!!!
6. a raindeer.
7. a throw up-proof outfit that will make the other girls jealous (my brother always throws up on me! gross!)
8. a handsome king/prince!
9. Popularity and Power among the other girls so I will be popular just like Jenna!
10. and finally, EVERY OTHER PRESENT IN THE WORLD THAT I FORGOT!
and by the way, I have been a very good girl this year, and have only thrown 54 temper tantrums, made 14 angry threats, and have seriously damaged property only 3 times!
and if you don't think I'm good enough, my mommy is a lawyer and she will sue you for money and my grampa was in world war two so he will fly in his airplane and bomb your house.
Thank you for reading!
Love always,
Sophie Burnes
P.S. My friend Avital (we call her tali!!) Sussman is Jewish, but can you please get her a $100 dollar gift card to limited too? Please Please Please!