Dear Santa
Mommy told me I’d be on the naughty list if I didn’t eat all of my broccoli. YUCK!
You know I did not eat that gross stuff. You know everything. Mommy told me my sister is on the nice list cuz she ate her broccoli. Did you know that my sister said a bad word this year? She said jerk. And she said it to daddy. He smacked her butt with his belt. Mommy said daddy is on your nice list cuz he ate his broccoli. That’s not fair! He’s a grown up! He LIKES gross stuff like that. If my sister can say jerk to daddy and daddy can smack her with a belt and they are on the nice list then I should be on the nice list too. I didn’t say any bad words. I didn’t smack anybody. And do you know what else about mommy? She said she’s on the nice list cuz she ate her broccoli. But she’s being mean cuz she’s telling me that I’m not going to be on the nice list if I don’t eat my broccoli. That’s not nice at all. I didn’t tell anyone that they would not be on the nice list. So you see Santa, I’m nice. I won’t tell you to put me on the nice list because you’re the one with the big white beard and that makes you wise. But I want to suggest that you have to make a choice. You can put me on the nice list with mommy and daddy and my sister. Or you can put me on the nice list and put mommy and daddy and my sister on the naughty list. But if you do that, Christmas will be ruined and you will be out of a job. So you should just throw away the naughty list and put everyone on the nice list.
Love Tucker