*must be chanted in rythmic measure for full effect
Bev-Is-Si-Mo
Turnin’ Five-Oh!
Half One Hundred Years
Old.
Her Life’s Been Tough
And Full Of Stuff
She’d Probably Want To Go
Away.
But There’s Been Good
And Things That Should
Not Be Dis-Card-Ed.
So…
Look For The Best
Ignore The Rest
And Have A Great Birth-
Day.
Party Like A Fool
Naked In The Pool
With Jel-Lo Shots Of
Lime.
Ignore Your Age
Life’s A Clean Page
Write Anything You
Want…
No Mat-Ter What
You’ve Got A Lot
Of Friends, Bev-Is-Si
Mo!