Once upon a time, a few years ago, a beautiful young girl named Aurora fell into a deep, deep sleep. Her parents were very concerned and tried everything to wake her. They tried clapping hands and snapping fingers and banging on pots and pans, but Aurora just slept on.
As the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, Aurora’s parents became more and more heartbroken. Neither one of their jobs offered health insurance, and they could not afford to take their daughter to the hospital.
Then one day, when all hope seemed lost, a handsome young man knocked on their door.
“Hello, I’m Dr. Prince, and I’ve heard about your daughter’s mysterious illness,” the young man explained. “Would you mind if I came in and examined her?”
Aurora’s parents doubted the young man could help. They had never heard of a doctor making house calls, especially for free. They were desperate, though, and invited him in.
Dr. Prince took a small machine out of his medical bag. Gathering a drop of blood from Aurora’s finger, he carefully placed it into the strange device. After a few short seconds, he had his answer. “Why, her levels of kinase and serotonin are much too high!” he exclaimed.
He might have been speaking magic words for all Aurora’s parents knew. All they asked was whether the young doctor could wake her.
“I have just the thing,” he replied, reaching back into his medical bag. "A shot of Kinase Inhibitor and Serotonin Suppressor should do it.”
So saying, Dr. Prince leaned over and gave the sleeping beauty a KISS. Almost immediately, Aurora’s eyes opened wide, and she looked up happily at her hero.