A day in the Life by Roick
13th place entry in Failure Fiction

6:00 : Alarm clock goes off, I woke up.
6:05 : Showered.
6:15 : Breakfast: Bacon, eggs, orange juice and coffee.
6:20 : Drove to work, stopped for the daily paper on the way.
7:00 : Arrived at work.
7:05 : Coffee Break.
7:30 : Back at desk, waited for the phone to ring.
7:35 : Started reading the paper, continued waiting for the phone to ring.
8:30 : Finshed reading the paper, waited for the phone to ring.
9:00 : Bored, waited for the phone to ring.
10:00 : Still bored, still no phone calls, started surfing the web.
10:30 : Drat, they blocked all the porn sites.
10:45 : Hmm what is this site, worth1000.com? Nah to boring. Continued searching. Still no phone calls.
11:00 : Go to lunch. Hamburger, fries, 4 beers.
13:00 : Returned from lunch. No voice messages, no new calls.
13:05 : Continued searching the web.
13:15 : Wow, www.excitingjobs.com. Not for me that sounds dangerous. The phone still remained silent.
13:30 : Allright www.pong.com, just what I was searching for!
14:30 : Stupid game site, nobody can win, it must be rigged.
15:00 : Quiting time. Another day with no phone calls.
15:30 : Arrived home and had a nap.
17:00 : Woke up from nap and began to prepare dinner.
18:00 : Ate dinner. Steak, potatoes and 4 beers.
20:00 : Woke up from nap and turned on the TV. Watched Survivor, those people have very interesting lives.
21:00 : When the show was over and I thought about watching CSI. Decided on going to sleep, the 3 beers during Survivor were making me sleepy.
21:15 : Another day in the life of a Maytag Repair Man.

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  • Entered: 4/4/2003 7:08:59 PM
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