After a nice pepperoni pizza, one eaten at every meal, the star trek fans rested on a street corner. Vincent, the leader and affectionately called Picard, sat down to regain his breath and gulp down some more of his two liter Coke bottle. His desperate attempts to climb a staircase had left him exhausted. His right hand man, Worf, helped him up from the ground. The dangerous UV rays were getting to them. The lucky ones were Riker and Data, who had brought sunscreen and folding chairs.
Apparently, the star trek fanatics weren’t doing well since Star Trek TNG was cancelled. Obesity also had ravaged the crew of four. The Trekkies were surviving in a dimly lit warehouse filled with Magic cards.
Suddenly, the door swung open, and there stood the object of the greatest fear and hatred. Spock and his gang had arrived. Along with Sulu and Scott, he wheeled himself inside. It was certain a battle would commence.
Spock flipped open his binder filled with cards, and there laid the ultimate card in history. The shiny film was blinding. Spock announced that instead of a Magic card battle, Picard’s specialty, there would be a Yu-Gi-Oh! Battle! This was least expected. If you think Picard was scared, you haven’t watched enough Star Trek. Picard donned his red and black muu muu, and the battle was on! The enormously tedious game involving coin flipping and rule babbling was enough to kill anyone. Somehow the team resisted falling asleep after three hours! The heat was on! When Spock burned his tongue with nacho sauce, Picard made his move. In an amazing show of grace and skill, he pulled out his mega-boosting-power-pack and laid it on the table! Spock suffocated on his cherry pie after seeing this move. Spock laid motionless for hours. After an hour of staring, he was declared beaten and dead. His girth was too great to be buried in six feet alone, so he was flung into space strapped to a rocket. While seeing Spock slowly ascending into space, Picard took off his light sensitive eye visor and held it to his heart. There would never be another search for Spock ever again.