I fear my entry's a lame duck
Just worked on it a smidgen
I feel I've let my sponsor down
Crapped on her like a pigeon
I entered on a lark and said
"A month? I'll get done soon"
But then my brain went dark and fled
I feel just like a loon
I should have asked for extra time
I should have written faster
But you try writing a decent rhyme
Titled Eupodotis melanogaster