or "why I have plastic slipcovers".
AT bedtime, I put my watch and glasses in
1. a dish on one side of a hand rubbed, solid Cherry miniature teeter-totter from Weaverlili's Miniatures, which
2. overturns an embossed black leather dice cup (from the Bellagio Private Suites – long story) on the other end,
3. dropping a 1 inch steely down a 1.25 inch PVC pipe that goes downstairs and curves 90 degrees
4. where the steely shoots out into a small Super Pet My First Hamster Home, where Iggy lives.
5. Iggy, (a robust Roborovski Hamster, known to be extremely fast) panics and tries to run away via his wheel
6. which turns a four inch metal film reel from a Bell & Howell 475 director 8mm projector, winding in a string attached to a Mentos release tube,
7. releasing the Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke strategically aimed at my Laz-Y-Boy recliner where the old, incontinent dog has gotten up on for the night.
8. Rudely awakened, she races out the doggie door. (Even if she doesn’t get in the chair, it freaks her out anyway).
9. The flapping of the doggie door activates the Brink’s switch, causing
10. Security gates to drop on all the windows and doors (including the doggie door) and activating the burglar alarm.