Author's Note: (Moiré pattern 'disappears' in Full view)
As honoured in Monty Python's 'Drunken Philosophers Song':
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.