In 2008 be it resolved that:
1) We will no longer be a rubber stamp for Bush’s legislation, and instead prepare to be a rubber stamp for whoever wins in November.
2) When stashing graft money, members are encouraged to find a better hiding place than their freezer. Twit.
3) In a time of extreme world unrest, a fragile US economy, and major natural disasters including city leveling hurricanes, massive forest fires, and severe droughts, we will leave no stone unturned in our hearings about steroid use in baseball. Also, March is now National Pickled Anchovy and prune danish month. We thought you would want to know.
4) Despite being the only Federal Branch that can appropriate money; one on which nobody else can force spending bills; we will form a blue ribbon panel to explore the options of creating a law where we are not supposed to spend more then we take in. Due to phase in by 2025.
5) We shall continue to provide the high moral compass and political leadership of a deceased slug.