Author's Note: What's almost as bad as eating poop? Squeezing it!
So, what would donteatpoop's poop really look like plushified?
It would be long - note the yard stick next to the poop-in-progress.
It would be stuffed with black lace panties and boxer shorts - the last ones were really hard to squeeze in.
What would donteatpoop's poop contain? It would have undigested beaded "corn" of course, crocheted rubber bands, plastic, nylon scraps, string, FunFur yarn. Strange blue swirls from unknown culinary indulgences.
And of course, it would attract a fly! Satin body and head, hand sewn trim on wings and pipe cleaner legs.
Sorry for the crappy pictures but this was a real challenge to photograph.
DEP - It's not pleasant having plushified poop in my house - wouldn't it be fun to have it riding shotgun in your car? ;)