Author's Note: Simple but to the point. Some nitpickers might doubt the realism of said present, but hey, as per the definition of the contest, this is definitely something I would NOT want to receive as a valentine's present. :P
Sources:
Envelope
Box
Comments always welcome.
p.s. To anyone not familiar with the expression, whenever a girl dumps her boyfriend, it's often said she gave him the "Dear John" letter.