When I enter a contest and I think I might win
The sight of other entries wipes away my grin
And the votes keep coming, lower each day
Crushing my hopes and washing them away
So it was only natural when I saw the subject line
‘Photoshop Mentor Program’ — the chance was mine
I read through the thread and typed ‘mentor please’
And into my world came the great Qofcheez
She has trophies and medals and stars galore
Her karma’s so high it can’t rise anymore
She decided to give me a much needed hand
Despite the time zone in her faraway land
With three entries so far she’s helped me along
She knows what is best and she knows what looks wrong
Her tutorials make chopping so easy and fun
She’s always been patient since the start of day one
Qofcheez, I write this to thank you so much
With your help it will be victory I too will touch
Though my average vote has yet to pass 4.5
It’s toward that gold trophy I continue to strive