Come For the Scenery; Stay Because You've Been Eaten by Brendan
1st place entry in Artistic License 6

Want to live dangerously? Come to the enchanted isle of Sagrada En Fuego, where nothing is certain ... including whether you'll ever return home alive!

Take the adventure eco-tour up the rugged mountainside, where the lush natural landscape changes every day due to lava flows, earthquakes, and rockslides. Lucky hikers might catch a glimpse of the rare Sagrada condor, an endangered species that often devours the flesh of unwary travelers. Don't forget to take a picture by the entrance to the Cave of Death!

In the unlikely event that you survive the eco-tour, why not do some kayaking in Fuego Bay? See the colorful coral reef, which is teeming with moray eels, poisonous jellyfish, and other exotic creatures. Jumping in for a swim in the beautiful azure waters is a great way to cool off and get yourself killed. Remember, if you get caught in a riptide, swim parallel to the shore. It won't prevent you from drowning, but at least you'll get a good view of the pristine coastline.

If by some improbable miracle you survive the kayaking trip, you can end your day (and perhaps even your whole life) with a festive luau dinner on the beach. You'll sample culinary delicacies while observing the authentic cooking techniques of the native tribesmen, who enjoy nothing more than feeding tourists. (To the sharks.)

Life is short — make it even shorter with a trip to Sagrada En Fuego. Why gamble away your money in Monte Carlo when you can gamble with your life on the island that Travel and Leisure calls "a tourist trap in the most literal sense of the word"? Visit us today, and learn why nine out of ten visitors love it so much, they never leave!

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  • Entered: 4/13/2008 12:59:32 AM
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