Welcome to the Couples Resort of Intimate Discovery!
Enter our majestic gates with your loved one to learn your true nature and find honesty in your interpersonal relationships. Our staff is highly professional and trained to walk you and your significant other through an intense journey of pleasure and pain, growth and loss, until you reach the final breakthrough summit and are ready to return to your mundane cubicle wrought world.
Learn what you truly value in our hands on classes and take this knowledge with you into our open group sessions. Will your spouse deem you necessary when faced with the choice to suffer horrific torture or lose you to certain death? Given the option of saving your boyfriend’s life or surviving a night in the spa of eternal pain, what would you do? All of these vital questions and more will be answered during your weekend stay at our newly renovated facility.
Imagine yourself dancing into the wee hours of the never dawning morning around our beautifully designed lava fountain, all six of your senses highly aroused, while you wait for your partner to emerge from the dark pagoda of rebirth and join you below. Will they remain totally devoted to you after suffering through your betrayal?
You and your companion will forge a stronger and more passionate bond after risking life and limb for each other. We even have guests so transformed by their experiences during their stay, that they choose not to leave the island at all. Ignoring the wide stone staircase back to reality, they descend along an unfamiliar but rewarding path to a new, eternal future.
Explore the endless possibilities and learn the ultimate truth about your soul and your soul mate!
Join us next weekend at the fabulous Couples Resort of Intimate Discovery!