Hello
Yes I do own a cell phone.
No one is happy with there monthly plan.
What you can help?
Sure you are going to save me money!
I never had a phone call from some who is going to make me spend more money.
Please stop wasting my time. I heard this all before.
Wait a minute I heard you guys aren’t allowed to hang up on someone is that true?
Come on tell me.
No I don’t like saving money. I get paid way too much at my job. So the more I spend on this and that. The more I am spreading the wealth around. I am a wealthy man. I drive the most expensive car. I spend money as a hobby.
Do you want to hang up?
You can’t because you’ll get fired.
Saving money is for poor people.
How does it feel when I am wasting your time?
Do you like it?
What did you say?
A free iphone!
Ok now I am listening.
How much can I save if I go with your company?
Wow that a great deal. I can really save big money.
Will the coverage be the same as what I have now?
Better you say! Wow I can’t believe it..
Is this for real? I can’t believe it.
Can my wife get the same deal?
Up to four phones this deal gets better by the minute!
How do I get this deal?
I don’t have a credit card.
No checking account either.
Now how does it feel getting your time wasted?
Do you like it?
Goodbye and don’t call back!
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