I wish to appeal your decision to ban my entry for the “Disqualified? Again?” Text competition, entitled “Paradox”. I am aware it was disqualified because the entry did not fit the brief, as it calls for describing a disqualified entry, and if this entry was not disqualified, and if this was the case, I would agree with you. It should be disqualified. It does not fit the brief. Therefore I am writing about my entry (this one that you are currently reading). I agree it has to be disqualified. But if it MUST be disqualified, then it must be reinstated, as, since it was disqualified, it qualifies. Then it has to be disqualified. But since you disqualified this entry, then this entry automatically qualifies, hence the title “paradox”. Sure if you restore it, it will be ineligible again, but then it will have to be disqualified. Unless you disqualify it for other reasons, like repetitivity, length or my making up words like repititivity. Then I completely understand, and withdraw my complaint.
Yours sincerely,
Ha, you are not fooling me that easily, if I sign my name here, it will be disqualified for a valid reason.