Author's Note: Finkeldinck is a bonifide midget, who specializes in finding lost stationary. His primary skill being of course his telescopic eyes, able to zoom into even the most obscure corners. He often has to resort to nicking the "lost" items from hoarding colleagues, but just incase someone spots him he can quickly disarm them with his electro-stratic zap.
Superman is Finkeldinck's all time role model (hence the tights and cape). He believes himself to be the perfect ladies man, but the ladies don't seem to agree.
So be warned thieving colleagues, Finceldinck is on the case.