You know that prison adage about dropping the soap? It does not happen when you use shower gel. Think before you lather.
Most household accidents happen in the bathroom. And soap is always there.
Soap causes slips. And one slip can lose an election.
Soap causes bubbles. Bubbles cause stock market crashes.
Cleanliness is next to godliness. "Next to god" is just another euphamism for being DEAD. So clean means DEAD. Soap makes you clean, therefore soap makes you DEAD.