Author's Note: STANZA MAN
Fighting Crime... with RHYME!
Work in Progress
ORIGIN: Disillusioned greetings card writer turned full-time vigilante
MISSION: To make-the-world-a-better-place by dispensing his own form of Poetic Justice
SUPERPOWERS:
- Master of "The Metaforce"
- Heroic Heiku Healing Powers [LI]Suprise Recitals [LI]The Lethal Limmerick
- Super-human use of Ambiguity, Symbolism and Irony
CASE NOTES: Even utterly hardened criminals are defenceless against the Slam of Stanza Man! His earnest delivery of both classic and modern verse leaves thugs and muggers in floods of tears, pondering the futility of the violence they perpetuate.
Meanwhile, Crazed Criminal Materminds (e.g. Mummble Man, and The Clerk) are forced into a profound reconsideration of their cliched career choices.