Dear Mr Escher
Re: Inspection: Please fix the following problems.
1)Dangerous stairways that seem to lead to doorways in ceilings and floors. Others seem to contain no entranceways or exits, leading back to the beginning again. Some people have been using these stairs safely, but they need to be closed off.
2)Backyard pavilion, in which it is hard to tell which pillars belong to which side.
3)Recirculating water flow system incorrectly plumbed, and while working at the moment, seems to have broken several of the most basic laws of thermodynamics.
Please fix these flaws ASAP.