Well, we’ve had a pretty exciting year.
Marcie’s 14 now, and gave birth to her first child back in July. He’s just the prettiest little baby you ever saw. We haven’t found out who the daddy is yet, but that Maury show says we can keep coming back whenever we round up more people to test. I just sure hope it ain’t her daddy’s, since I never did figure out who he was.
Bill’s finishing up an 8-10, since the cops finally found his moonshine still back in May. He seems to really like his cellmate this time, they’re already making plans for when they get out. He won’t tell me what they are, but I’m sure it will be something really special.
Most of you know that Little Billy got run over a few months back. Guess I shouldn’t have told him to go play in traffic, but how was I supposed to know he’d actually do it? It ain’t my fault. Anyway, he’s out of the hospital now, but the docs say they don’t know if he’ll ever be right again.
Sadly, our dog Spot is no longer with us, he got that rabies at the end of summer. He crawled into the neighbor’s trailer one night and was chewing them up real good. I had to shoot him to make him stop. As for the neighbors, well I had to put them down too, or they would have gone mad and came for us in our sleep. Nobody new has moved in yet, but we’re hoping some nice family will soon.
That’s about all the news on us. I hope all y’all are doing good, and Happy Holidays!
Love, the Smith Family