Author's Note: I saw a sign outside this guy's house last week, saying he had books for sale on a variety of topics including art, so I went round to have a look today. His whole house was in this state. He told me he'd been diagnosed as a hoarder but said, "Why can't I just be called a collector?" Sadly, there was nothing organised about his collections. He hadn't thrown anything away for years and over time things have entrophied into this chaos.