...Attention Foodmart customers...
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... the FDA ...
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...emergency recall ...
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... have purchased or have in your basket any product containing ...
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...found on aisle...
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...return and do not eat...
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...can lead to nausea, diarrhea...
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...lupus and restless leg syndrome...
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... and have a nice day. Remember, when you shop at Foodmart, you are always guaranteed the lowest prices anywhere and only the highest quality produce.
Just remember not to eat the...
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... or you will bleed to death through your ears.