....Attention Foodmart Customers.... by mbraynard
1st place entry in Garbled PA Announcements

...Attention Foodmart customers...

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... the FDA ...

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...emergency recall ...

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... have purchased or have in your basket any product containing ...

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...found on aisle...

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...return and do not eat...

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...can lead to nausea, diarrhea...

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...lupus and restless leg syndrome...

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... and have a nice day. Remember, when you shop at Foodmart, you are always guaranteed the lowest prices anywhere and only the highest quality produce.

Just remember not to eat the...

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... or you will bleed to death through your ears.

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  • Entered: 3/26/2009 1:23:32 AM
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