A man is sitting on a bench in a mall. He is heartily busy eating a pie. He looks up as the mall PA system sounds:
“Attention all security. Could mowhaha please ensure blah blah of mass blah blah wawawa confiscated. All people blah blah cavity blah blah blah. The local mwa mwa mwa alerted.”
The man guiltily looks around and slowly places the half-eaten pie in the trash next to him.