Author's Note: The real reason Britney shaved her head.
Short on time, but please take a moment and imagine the full scope of what I would have done with more time.
Wiley would have been covered in dung.
Britney would have a new head of hair(a before and after image)
The dino would have been attacked by the crying guy screaming BRITNEY WHY OH WHY BRITNEY, CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!