Author's Note: So finally, after a bout of about 7 loudtics, the Crustasian emerges the victorious champion, as the Ignoramus fails to get to his feet after being struck ten times in succession in the general groin area with a ‘ballin bat’ – the standard manner in which a match is decided.
There are those who maintain that this is one of the reasons, the Crustasian may have a long and illustrious career ahead of him.