Author's Note: And so, the elegant sport of Beltin begins, and we join our valiant hero’s about 4 loudtics (+- 2 hours) into the bout with neither one conceding anything to the other.
The superb mediator closely scrutinises each and every blow inflicted by the Ignoramus and the Crustasian, judging with lightning quick impunity the legality of each strike.
Some argue that the mediators’ role is rather needless, as because there are no actual rules in the gentle art of beltin and that no-one in its 256 cycle history has ever been penalised, it seems a bit of a lost cause.
Luckily such critics are generally considered heretics and cretins who ‘Just don’t get it’, by the vast majority of the known universe.
WIP