Here lies the body of Charlie McBean
Who tried to get chips from a vending machine
He put in his coins and then punched in two-eight
But the coil got stuck and he soon was irate
So he shook it and shook it until he turned red
Then it fell with a crash--he was instantly dead
But he was a good man and nice to his wife
So he'll get to eat chips when he's in the next life.