Grandpa's secret. by valhallenx
9th place entry in Hilarious Headstones 3

"To my beloved children, John, Martha, Carol, Mel, Tom, Andrew and Carl, my grandchildren Emma, Jack, John Jr, Andy, Steven, Tim, Martha, Jen, Tony, Jimbo, Lars, Jason, Max, Anne and Stella, my great grandchildren Tony Jr, Jackson, Ben, Katy, Olga, Hans, William, Bryan, Alonso, Herb, Rita, Carol, Maria, Linda, Ralph, Jonas, Steve, Leo, Ron, Dean, Susan and Ellen... I was born sterile."

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Grandpa was a douchebag.

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  • Entered: 10/12/2009 11:30:39 AM
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  • Score: 5.849
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