Author's Note: Your reaction to this picture should be somewhat close to the reaction it got from my uncooperative model! I think both are due to the extent to which the egg looks and feels like bodily fluids. My intent here is not to be crude, but to be visceral; to reference many messy but invaluable functions bodily fluids carry out. Most of the ones you can think of illicit a sense of aversion: such as birth, bleeding, sweating, eating, etc...