Author's Note: Bigfoot was photographed at a local pub while visiting his good friend Nessie. Strangely, there were no other customers in the pub ... or anyone else for that matter.
Yes, I know I'm not adherring strictly to the "hoax that looks real" rules, but after 50 years of cryptozoology research, in my opinion, this is as real as it gets. I hope it at least amuses you.