5:Eat it all, gain 20 pounds, start diet, lose 40 pounds. Eating candy=losing weight!
4:Melt all the chocolate, pour in your bathtub, soak.
3:Bribe the neighborhood kids to paint your house, weed your garden, etc.
2:Start a business where parents pay you to offer candy to their children from a van. They'll find out if their children listened when they were warned about taking candy from strangers.
1:Set new world record for most candy ever put in a pool. Convince everyone you know to bring their leftover candy to your house. Drain your pool. Count every piece that goes in.