Halloween Candy is like drug money. It has an evil taint to it and will always cause mayhem wherever it goes.
To utilize its full evil potential consider these fun and creative uses for that diabetic coma inducing junk.
5. Mouse bait.
4. Leave some on all the cars at the gym.
3. The neighbors dog's barking is incessant (insert Doze-Off)
2. Slip some to your ex-husbands new kids every time you drop your kids off, his kids will be ADHD; yours angelic.
1. Toss Babe Ruth's into your evil bosses pool or jacuzzi during the next Holiday party.