5. Give it back the next day. You could have the first un-manned flying candy bags in your neighborhood!
4. Use it to stuff your turkey in the following month.
3. Tie them with string and use them to decorate the Christmas Tree!
2. Tell your children that the Halloween Fairy kills a kitten every time they eat a piece of candy. You'll find the treats in the trash.
1. Have your children walk to school Monday. Pick them up after, then when they're near the Crossing Guard, throw open the door and ask, "Hey kids, want some candy?"