*Stranger enters elevator, doors close*
"He really did that?""Yeah, I can’t believe it either.""But a cucumber and a baby alligator?""And with his brother of all people.""I’m not sure I can be his friend anymore."
*Doors open, exit elevator*
Get your minds out of the gutter people... He and his brother fed a cucumber to a baby alligator, which choked and died. I can't be friends with people like that..