The Post Script Cinched It by bastardlylion
11th place entry in What Not To Say to Santa Claus

Santa,

Mom didn't tell me that you'd know if I've been bad or good until JUST last week, AFTER we set my neighbor's cat on fire. You can't count that OR anything before December, that's not fair.

P.S. Left you tofu and celery; Mom says obesity leads to depression.

Word count: 50
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Author's Note:

While I would've liked to be a bit more elaborate at parts, I think the low wordcount limitation helped me prepare for restrictions, as this is my first contest. As for the text itself, I just tried to write it from the point of view of any of the children on my Mom's side of the family.

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  • Entered: 12/14/2009 5:53:51 PM
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