Crushed: The True Story by HeyDoofus

Evidence Exhibit 3 ”" Chronologically edited www.twitter.com transcript for user jack_et

Jst signed up. wondering wat i hav 2 say. MLIA. Dnt quite know why I hav, but evry1 else seems 2 be on twitter so I guess I should 2
1:03 AM Oct 13th from web

Jst sitting here bored. nothin intersting ever happens here Middleton WI is the pitz!
4:10 AM Oct 13th from web

skool is such a bore! Nothin happens! Need some drama or something to keep me awake at least! Jst had economics test and totes think i flunked it.mom iz gonna be rabid! Wnt tell her till i have 2
11:25 AM Oct 14th from txt

Wish there waz some new peeps here @ skool to make life fun. meh!
12:17 PM Oct 14th from txt

@LauRensDaBest43 Haha nah ur the coolest lauren!...jst wish there waz more ”˜talent’ around if u kno wat i mean :p
08:16 PM Oct 14th from web in reply to LauRensDaBest43

Going 2 granma,s 4 lunch 2moro. god i h8 family get 2gethers. they are all sooo lame
4:10 PM Oct 24th from txt

OMG! i jst saw heaven right outside da window!! or at least an angel!!! perfection on 2 legs!
2:44 PM Oct 25th from txt

well can’t see actually c the legs but cos da rest is jst divine they will be 2 i jst no it!!
2:46 PM Oct 25th from txt

As xpected the legz r 2! gotta keep out of sight don’t want angel 2 c me staring..cant stop myself tho!
2:51 PM Oct 25th from txt

that hair, that body those eyes!!! OMG!! spotted!!!! gotta hide omfg so embarrassed!
2:55 PM Oct 25th from txt

omg, that was soooo close! sneaky peakys @ da angels bod..mmmm...nom-nomable. wanna get my hands on it :p
3:02 PM Oct 25th from txt

@LauRensDaBest43 I KNOW!! Ud b even more jelous if u cud c! fill u in @ skool 2moro!
10:37 PM Oct 25th from web in reply to LauRensDaBest43

Im startin 2 wonder who my angel is? Havnt seen them in skool or anywhere, new person in town? Life is looking up, specially as they seem 2 live next 2 granma
2:43 AM Nov 2nd from web

Looks like I will b visiting granma more often from now on, maybe every day lol. Granma won’t know what’s got in2 me, n I cant tell her LOL!!
2:44 AM Nov 2nd from web

my angel has a name!..BUT not sharing coz tha will jinx it! Now jst hav 2 wait 4 right time 2 meet properly n then i know we will be soulmates 4eva
9:13 AM Nov 3rd from txt

OMFG! New face is class is MY ANGEL!!!! OMG wot am i going to do if i’m recognised as the starer!? that would b sooooo bad! i wanna run and hide but i cant!!
9:58 AM Nov 3rd from txt

Ahhhhh guess who jst smiled @ me at recess!!! im all twitchy. am i caught as the starer? Dont know, don’t care, its all going 2 b gud when they realise we r ment 4 each other!
11:19 AM Nov 3rd from txt

@LauRensDaBest43 Haha whatevs! :p At least u kno I wasn’t makin it up when I said perfection on 2 legz!
12:50 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to LauRensDaBest43

We talked!!!! Im in heaven and it will be 4 eva n eva!!!!! Totally did spot me starin n doesnt even care! 2day is the first day of 4eva 2getha me and my angel!
4:06 PM Nov 3rd from txt

OMGOMGOMG we have a DATE!! TONITE!!!!!! My angle and me r going on a d8!!!!
1:31 AM Nov 21st from web

@LauRensDaBest43 I’ll update u on everythng afterwards I promise! Well maybe nt eeeevrything :p :p :P
3:45 PM Nov 21st from web

Last night = Best. Night. EVER!!...MLIG
11:03 AM Nov 22nd from txt

angel kissed me tonight! I mean REALLY kissed me!!!! OMGOMGOMG it was so wonfderful we r meeting again this afternoon i cant wait to feel those lips again
4:48 AM Nov 23rd from web

Taylor Swift on repeat...its a love story baby jst saaaaaaay yes
2:01 AM Nov 24th from web

@wheresthecentsinthat omg thts so embarrassing u joined twitter! Haha u better not be going back n reading my tweets about u! :p We were jst meant 2 b 2gether from the start obviously!! x
11:58 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to wheresthecentsinthat

Edward or Jacob? How about Team wheresthecentsinthat :p
09:14 PM Nov 26th from web

Ugh. Why cant life be easy? Wait no why cant LOVE be easy?
05:48 PM Nov 27th from txt

@wheresthecentsinthat Y r u so mean 2 me????? U know I love u bt you say such horrible things!!! IHATE U!!!!
10:37 PM Nov 27th from txt

@wheresthecentsinthat NO I DON”T.. I DONT HATE YOU!!!!! xoxox pls don’t be nasty im sorry i said that 2 u i don’t mean it. were ment 2 b 2getha an i luv u luv u luv u my angel pleeeeeeeease
10:41 PM Nov 27th from txt

@wheresthecentsinthat Why r u so mean? We r ment 4 each other but u treat me like DIRT!!! Like i’m a joke u have with the other peeps that i’m not one of. Must talk 2 u 2day again!
10:53 AM Nov 29th from txt in reply to wheresthecentsinthat

Im competing for attention with a toolbox. FML
1:07 PM Nov 29th from txt

@wheresthecentsinthat OMG u r MARRIED to that hammer! I can’t get a word in over the bangbangbanging!! Y r u ignoring me???? wot have i done wrong xcept luv u????
3:28 PM Nov 29th from txt

@wheresthecentsinthat u think your pretty good with a hammer don’t u? I wonder how good ud look WITH IT BURIED IN TEH BACK OF YOUR HEAD!!!!!! I hate u SO MUCH!!!
3:36 PM Nov 29th from txt

@LauRensDaBest43 OMFG Lauren...Call me..I’ve stuffed up BIGTIME
5:57 PM Nov 29th from txt

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Young love can be a terrible thing

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