Top Five Things You Don't want to hear from movers...
5. Everything fit in the moving van - except for that dining table. We had to saw a leg off of it, but no worries - it fits now.
4. There was a locked trunk in your closet. I got that lock off for you.
3. No, I only do this when I'm on parole....
2. Are you insured?
1. Oops!