#1 " Hi there. I'm Jon, thats Frank and this is Lance, but we all call him 'Mr Dropsy'."
#2 " I hope that sofa's not heavy 'cos Franks got asthma "
#3 " You know, this is my first job since I was fired from the circus. I used to be a juggler. Just chuck me that vase and I'll show you my act."
#4 " Hey! You use the same hand lotion as I do. Don't you find that it makes hands really slippery? "
#5 " We usually steal a few things but I wouldn't want any of this old tat. "