"Was that china plate set expensive?"

"Our contract doesn't cover unforeseen lighting strikes."

"Do you have a tow rope? We seem to have lost the trailer in the lake."

"Do you need your furniture right now?"

"We dropped you grand piano down the stairs. The good thing was that it played chops sticks as it fell."

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  • Sponsor: marinuse
  • Entered: 1/23/2010 11:34:24 AM
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