"The truck with your stuff in it blew a tire, but we should have the time to change it before the hurricane comes...""That thing is already in Chicago. Wait, that's not where you are moving to?""It was nice of your cousin to help us. Wait, you didn't know that guy either?""You are moving? I thought this was a garage sale, I've just been selling these items.""I don't think it was alive when we left, either..."
Would you like your items destroyed, lost, stolen, sold or killed?