5. "We'll start with these boxes marked 'liquor' and just see where it goes from there."
4. "Wow, this is the fifth haunted house we've moved someone into this month."
3. "Oh, don't mind my bubble wrap fettish." (POP, POP, POP) "Mmmmmm."
2. "No need to pack your wife's clothes. Joe and I will just put on each outfit one at a time and dance out to the truck."
1. "You know that Ark of the Covenant you have? Well, funny thing...the lid kind of came off and well, just DON'T LOOK AT IT!"