5. Oops! That grand piano ain’t so grand any more!
4. We provide quality customer disservice.
3. We’re not only movers, we’re also shakers (of crystal and fine china).
2. Our movers have a reputation for speed and safety! We step on the gas,
and then break!
1. You mean Fragile, China, isn’t the name of the town and country you’re
moving to?