We finally got the piano in, I just hope that that was not a loadbearing wall.

Movers? No, that was a misprint. We are here to mow your lawns.

Yep, we got it all there, in record time. Perfect in every way. Everything. Furniture, crockery, indoor plants, asbestos, termites...


Small problem, no all your stuff is here, none of it is broken, all in one piece, it's just that your house is gone.

This might sound strange... But did I leave a large bag of white powder in your credenza?

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