Sorry kids, but Easter Bunny isn't coming this year because... by TwiztedViewz

... your biology teacher should have told you that it is impossible for rabbits to lay eggs; chocolate ones or otherwise!

... of a deadly new strain of 'Myxomatosis Cacao Ovum'. It effects rabbits, eggs, chocolate and humans during the month of April.

... Peter, our new pet python, intercepted the delivery. Ooops.

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I hope these excuses prove useful next Easter, hehe.

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