Child: “Mommy, why isn’t there any Easter candy?”
Parent: “Well, honey, you see…
“…Mommy and Daddy did some research and found out that Easter Sunday isn’t even when Jesus was resurrected! So we left a note for the Easter Bunny telling him not to come.”
“…I forgot to lock Sparkles in his cage. But hey, if the President dies the Vice President takes his place… so today the Vice Easter Bunny was put into office for the first time and doesn’t know how to do his job.”
“…With the recession the economy has been in it’s getting more and more expensive to mass produce chocolate; especially in the shape of bunnies. Can you imagine how much those molds must cost? The Easter Bunny is so in debt that he left us an ”˜I owe you’. Good news: you get double the candy next year.