Author's Note: Introducing the Official Worth1000 Instant Stats/Rank Portable Monitor!
Now you can check your Contest Rank every second of every waking day! Put that useless computer away...
Send a chat, a flag or even a WTF to horrid user comments! No need for a typewriter 'cause it reads your mind! Losing sleep? No problem, it'll telepathically send your rank straight into your dreams (or nightmares). It's like a little electronic drug (just like the site) :D
Batteries not included.
Full view is so big...it's scary.