Author's Note: Based on "Judith beheading Holofornes" painted by Caravaggio.
I guess Holofornes didn't care much about the guitar solo. When it comes to Judith one story is that as she later converted to Protestantism, became a groupie and accidentally became the first Head Banger by standing at the front row during a concert for Strings and Flute describing for her girlfriends what happened to poor Holofornes head.
Another version is that she was told by God to hand out condoms of pig bladders to the Roman soldiers during their campaign against the Teutons and thus became acquainted with a Roman centurion named Guiturus Falsus who she later married spending the rest of her life trying to convert him to Christianity, eating Grapes and bathing in Goat Milk.