Lord,
I have prepared the masses for the coming Rapture on May 21, 2011 as the bible has instructed. Signs have been put up, buses painted, posters made, and we all await the great event.
Your faithful servant;
Harold Camping
Dear Mr Camping:
Due to technical difficulties, the Rapture, originally scheduled for May 21, 2011 has been postponed to May 21, 3011. Candidate souls will continue to be processed in the normal fashion until that time.
Heaven regrets the inconvenience this may cause.
Sincerely;
St. Peter
VP, Earthly Relations